January 2009
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“Does anyone know where I can rent big cages to put dancers in for a nightclub...”
– general inquiry to an event planner discussion group
Jan 26th
zak is a wooden dummy debate
zak: i need this - http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300289164049
turd: that thing is fkn huge and where are you gonna get the $$
zak: it fit's perfectly in the space by the couch
i measured
i dont have any monies though : (
: '(
even
turd: aw man
and i'm glad for it...
can't you keep it outside?
with a tarp?
zak: no
it's hard wood
plus it won't be usefull like it will be inthe living room
i'm not going to drop $600+ on something nice and keep it outside
turd: ppl do it all the time w/ motorcycles and cars
zak: BUT I WANT IT
turd: ugh
are you getting groceries today?
zak: maybe
i'm being pretty lazy right now
zak: buy me a wooden dummy and i'll go get groceries
i'll cook for you for ever
promise
: D
turd: omg how is this a good deal?
zak: cause it's the space saver dummy
which has a lower profile
but it has a free standing mount on the bottom
with out the custom job on the stand, you have to mount it to the wall
and they go for like $800 new, the space saving ones do any way
and it's located in NY state so shipping won't be that much
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WatchWatch
Daft Punk vs. Adam Freeland - “Aer OBAMA” (with some work by billions mcmillions)
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“There is a strong possibility that Barack will pursue a political career,...”
– Michelle Obama, May 26, 1996
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Jan 1st
eggs back and forth. forever.
T: when are you coming home honey
Z: never
T: you don't wanna see me no mores?
Z: i have to stay here and cook eggs for the rest of time
T: through dinner?
Z: FOREVER
T: but
like
til the end of time?
2012?
Z: longer
after the world ends
i'll still be here cooking eggs
T: but if the world ends
there won't be any eggs
Z: yes there will
i'll be cooking eggs in the after life
chained to a 6 burner with a broken fucking oven.
T: oh
like heavenly eggs laid by golden geese?
Z: no
evil satanic eggs laid by that guy with the pentagram ass
T: wouldn't that just make them deviled eggs?
and then you wouldn't have to cook 'em at all!
Jan 1st
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