November 2008
149 posts
ah kids. gosh i hope so. get out and vote so that...
kay: today at work two 8 yr old boys got into a fight. they were pulled apart and i took the two of them aside to work it out and move on. we went through the motions about what you could do if someone tries to fight with you at school, moved on to why school is different than the street, and on to why it's better to be in after school than be sent home by yourself. then they noted that next tuesday there is no school so they get to be in after school all day, which they were now pretty pumped about. i asked them if they knew why there's no school... here were their responses:
S: uuuuuum, it's easter
me: no
S: valentine's day?
me: nope
K: easter?
me: no, he said that already
K: i know i know! it's martin luther king day!
me: no but getting closer
S: uuuuuh, summertime?
me: nuh-uh, let me give you guys a clue, it has to do with two people who have been on tv recently and..
S: BARACK OBAMA DAY!!!
October 2008
167 posts
Watchbear in heaven - werewolf
“This is one of the most dishonest attacks yet from an increasingly dishonest,...”
– Tom Nee, president of the National Association of Police Organization
(NAPO gave their endorsement of Obama in September)
fetal positions
zak: hi honey
i got a fetus.
me: WHAT?!
oh, you mean the tattoo?
zak: yes
alex got a fetus too
but his is actually real
and in his wifes belly
me: hahah omg, they're pregz again?
Insights from the campaign trail →
From Chris Hayes
Why We Vote
Along with the ugliness, this election has produced a tremendous number of grace notes: the recent report of employees at an Indiana call center walking out rather than read anti-Obama talking points; the McCain supporters who confronted and shunned an Islamophobe outside a rally (captured on YouTube); and the story (reported on Politico) of how a McCain backer in line to vote early in Hamilton...
daddy chan
trudatnyc: how are you?
CHAN155: great
trudatnyc: yeh?
trudatnyc: what's new?
trudatnyc: still doing tai chi every weekend?
CHAN155: dance practice now per mom
trudatnyc: mom's making you take dance classes?
CHAN155: yeah
daddy chan
CHAN155: hi trudy how are u
trudatnyc: i'm good
trudatnyc: i just saw a roach
CHAN155: use spray
trudatnyc: i dont have any
CHAN155: buy it
CHAN155: keep spray it, it will go away gurantee no more, keep the apartment clean
trudatnyc: i killed it w/ a shoe
CHAN155: okay buy the roach spray
totally geeky or geek chic? →
(for adri)
jade's in berlin!
In my large-scale installations I am concerned with symbolic imagery relating to the feelings of apathetic comfort, the marginalized idea of rebellion, and recently, the allegorical relationship between alchemy and the American dream. Using architectural elements, figures, and furniture as symbolic imagery, I create sculptures and installations that function as cumulative narratives, building as...
“Al Qaeda will have to support McCain in the coming election”
– Islamist Web site closely linked to Al Qaeda
right now...
there’s a bearded lady in a straitjacket in the museum
dixie is..
.. a little bitch that ate her cone.
so... socialism?
McCain replied that “wealthy people can afford more” and that “the very wealthy, because they can afford tax lawyers and all kinds of loopholes, really don’t pay nearly as much as you think they do.” The exchange continued:
YOUNG WOMAN: Are we getting closer and closer to, like, socialism and stuff?… MCCAIN: Here’s what I really believe: That when you reach a certain level of comfort,...
“We’re set up, unlike other states in the union, where it’s collectively Alaskans...”
– Sarah Palin
turd is..
.. working from home today.
Watchare you there jah, it’s me ras trent (for hana)
“the funny thing is i actually did touch your rims with my penis.”
– zak, on dan’s new wheelset
“also, you remember how i warned you that i was reverting back to 21 this...”
– zak, on bike kill
“I admired Bob for replying that, no, we did not want him to come and write about...”
– Ian Frazier, (New Yorker, 05/26/08)
